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Barzelletta strategica d'avanspettacolo


Le barzellette con le quale Berlusconi di solito conclude i discorsi hanno uno scopo ben preciso, servono a strappare l'applauso finale. È un vecchio trucchetto dei comici d'avanspettacolo, quale lui è in fondo. Ma è anche una tecnica del linguaggio comunicativo. All'assemblea europea del partito popolare, Berlusconi sapeva bene che il discorso sui fatti interni all'Italia e personali non interessavano a nessuno e non avrebbero fatto esultare i partecipanti. Senza uno escamotage, si sarebbe concluso nell'indifferenza generale e con uno striminzito applauso di pochi supporter isolati, una brutta figura dinanzi l'opinione internazionale, bollato come intervento inopportuno. La barzelletta finale invece ha provocato una ilarità diffusa ed un applauso spontaneo della platea. Nella strategia complessiva quell'applauso si fissa come un'approvazione all'intero discorso ed un consenso europeo, anche se non è realmente così. La barzelletta si dimentica e la sensazione positiva rimane. Tutto studiato a tavolino. Nulla di spontaneo, nulla di realmente naturale. Ogni azione, ogni parola e anche il tipo di barzellette, preparate da consulenti, sono finemente mirate . Una barzelletta per ogni occasione, tra l'altro non sono neanche originali. Trattasi di vecchie barzellette riadattate con il nome di Berlusconi. Quella utilizzata all'assemblea europea, doveva essere autoironica, non certo autocelebrativa riservata alle riunioni dei giovani del pdl o da latin lover ad uso da acchiappo nei festini organizzati dalle affiliate dell'iniziatico club esclusivo "menomalechesilvioc'è". Prendersi in giro avrebbe invogliato all'applauso anche i più riottosi. Questi hanno infatti applaudito, non per simpatia ma per approvare la chiusa della barzelletta, nella quale Berlusconi si accaparrava la parte del cretino. Un applauso utile per far numero ed ottenere una consistente clap gratuita.
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aleph ha detto...

Questo per dimostrare una volta per tutte che è un cretino ben consapevole di quello che dice e che fa...altro che siparietti spontanei da vecchio venditore di fumo! E' utto ben studiato, dalle locations ai teatrini.Perciò è così pericoloso.

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Carina la tua amica Aleph, anzi approfitto per dirle che ho sbirciato nel suo blog in punta di piedi perchè chi apprezzi tu suscita la mia curiosità e chi stimi tu ha la mia stima, a prescindere (tranne un noto caso).
Detto ciò: mi perplimi un'altra volta. Riuscirò mai a redimerti dal tuo miope, illuminato, sconcertante, lucido, presente, ateporaneo ESSERE COMUNISTA?????
No, non credo.
In modo molto franco e detto da una innamorata di te: il giorno che ti leggerò senza sentire aleggiare livore ideologico....sarò una donna felice.
Il giorno in cui, addirittura, ti sentirò criticare in modo ragionato le colluse lobbies che sono, oggi, l'opposizione al governo italiano....sarà un orgasmo confrontarsi con la tua intelligenza!

C.

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Ma tu lo sai che sei più idealista di me?

Aleph è un aleph.

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C'è bisogno che te lo dica? non mi hai convinta!

Buona domenica P.andorino! (t'è andata di lusso, sappilo!)

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Anche perché il p.anettone non mi piace per nulla, coi c.anditi.
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